Birthday Card Phrase Looking For Funny Birthday Card Verse/phrase/quote For My Mom?

Looking for funny birthday card Verse/phrase/quote for my mom? - birthday card phrase

One was "Mom,
modern
intelligent
Woman
how
not required
above
Age ...

... It has only
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After a birthday!

But idk if it would be too offensive ... or something idk

u can think of any?